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What is a
CHONK?
CHONK's origins, gender, age, species are unknown... But what is known, Chonk jiggles. Chonk is LOVE
Jiggle
THE CHONK CREDO
CHONK IS COMPASSION
CHONK IS COTTAGE CHEESE?
CHONK IS CREATIVE
CHONK IS COMMUNITY
CHONK IS COMFORT
CHONK IS CLASSY
CHONK IS CAPTIVATING
CHONK IS CAPABLE
CHONK IS CHERISHED
CHONK IS CAREFREE
CHONK IS CAPTIVATING
CHONK IS COMFORTABLE
CHONK IS COITUS
CHONK IS CUDDLING
CHONK CAN
* CHONK IS BODY & SEX POSTIVE. CHONK LOVES ALL PEOPLE AND CREATURES. CHONK DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE
CHONK LOVE
Hear what folks have to say about CHONK.
Are you a CHONK influencer? Or just a CHONK fan? Join the CHONK COMMUNITY and reap in the all CHONK benefits today!
New members get free CHONK digital stickers!
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
"Science now proves we aren't in the center of a black hole but at the center of CHONK"
MEG THEE STALLION
"W.A.C. (Wet Ass CHONK) CHONK got that body audi audi audi !!"
HUDA
"Why CHONK? I fuk'n hate you!... you broke me!! I need you, I love you CHONK!!!"
DEEPAK CHOPRA
"People ask me what is consciousness? The answer is simply... CHONK"
JELLO
"We will always have Barcelona summer 2003"
COTTAGE CHEESE
"WTF Jello?!? CHONK and I had I some deep n' hard chonkin' in Ibiza summer of 2003"
CHONK SPIRITUAL
GUIDANCE
CHONK provides weekly spiritual guidance for all. CHONK has a personal connection to the pleiadians for interstellar insights.
CHONK also provides personal readings. If you would like to book a personal reading please know each reading has a $40 fee. CHONK is very busy jiggling with celebs, shaking CHONK's chonk, and living a private with life with cottage cheese, so please be patient with CHONK's responses and please don't waste CHONK's time.
CHONK SHOP
CHONK fashion, CHONK decor, and CHONK accessories are just a click and a credit card away from you CHONK-tifying your life!
TIK CHONK
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